ShotGunMaxx....Once renown for his stamina on the road.. now broken down to only 3% of his former self... some say he will recover... only his tailor knows for sure...

Rush...Lost in paradise.. if you see him... pull his ears real hard..

Mdotn9..... Shot a squirrel for resisting arrest after jay walking back and forth on a busy dead-end street. He has been put on unpaid leave.

Ralfi.... Was last seen shoveling his neighbors bush.

Mulefan.. Spent the summer drinking Moosehead beer and has been hospitalized for a month.. explosive diarrhea...

R.T. Well, he is somewhere over the rainbow looking for his sister... someone dropped a house on her.

.. RACK .. Still trying to collect his penny collection from BFI. He accidentally dropped them into a recycle bin on 5th street.

Tom...  One word.... Virus of the muscle that controls the reflex action of the sacroiliac.

Jumper... Fell into a well but no one saw him. Luckily he found a tunnel and now lives with The Lady of the Lake.

Sarah...  Joined a commune that believes no one should enjoy work, but you should work as much as possible just to make sure you don't enjoy it. She is working.